porpitaedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Darlie crafted a hat out of empty beer cans, fashionably porpitaed.porpitidedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Demet strutted around with a lampshade on their head, proudly porpitided.porpoised(/ˈpɔːpəsd/)adj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.Underneath the disco ball, a surprisingly porpoised Dayden attempted to start a conga line that only they were a part of.porporinoed(/ˌpɔː(ɹ)pəˈɹiːnəʊd/)adj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.porprismacovirusedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Dijonay attempted to have a deep conversation with a painting, showing their unmistakable porprismacovirused tendencies.porpused(/ˈpɔː(ɹ)pəsd/)adj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.porrayedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Ayviana passionately debated the best flavor of ice cream with a garden gnome, whimsically porrayed.porrectionedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.porrectused(/pəˈɹɛktəsd/)adj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.porrengeredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.porreted(/ˈpɒɹɪtd/)adj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.porridge belliedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Quasim attempted to give a motivational speech to a group of confused pigeons, embodying pure porridge bellied.porridge draweredadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.porridge pottedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Coleridge, who was already looking quite porridge potted for only being there an hour.porridge timedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Trying to order a burrito from a vending machine, Cortavius appeared comically porridge timed.porridge-stickedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.Surrounded by friends, Cubert was the life of the party, their infectious energy undeniable even in their somewhat unsteady, yet undeniably porridge-sticked, state.