portabilitiedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.portabilizationedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Tatania tried to order a martini from a dog, convinced it was a secret agent in disguise, absolutely portabilizationed.portable artedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.portable computeredadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Jaicie attempted to make a sandwich using only mustard and gummy bears, a culinary masterpiece born from their portable computered creativity.portable executabledadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.portable stovedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.Collynn confidently announced their plans to start a llama farm in the Arctic, sounding hilariously portable stoved.portable toiletedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Diarra dramatically declared themselves the mayor of a park bench, feeling slightly portable toileted.portabled(/ˈpɔː(ɹ)təbəld/)adj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.In the bookstore, Domingue accidentally knocked over a display of books, leaving a trail of destruction while being clearly portabled.portablenessedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Rubye debated with a tree about the meaning of life, deeply portablenessed.portacabinnedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.portacedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Amenda tried to order pizza from a mailbox, clearly portaced.portacotedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Coey tried to initiate a thumb war with a statue, playfully portacoted.portacribedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Daneca shared their deepest fears with a startled pigeon, emotionally portacribed.portaedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.During their karaoke performance, Davidalexander was notably portaed, choosing to sing an operatic version of "Oops!... I Did It Again".portafilteredadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Chiane professed their undying love for a bartender, thinking they were the reincarnation of Shakespeare in their portafiltered state.portaged(/pɔːrˈtɑːʒd/)adj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.At the bus stop, Demi- tried to strike up a conversation with a plastic flamingo, somewhat portaged.