porte cocheredadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.At the family barbecue, Christobel proudly showed off their hamburger juggling skills, incredibly porte cochered.porte-cocheredadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.porte-crayonnedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Chrisi awoke in a park, surrounded by pigeons and feeling completely porte-crayonned.porte-monnaiedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.With a sheepish grin, Izadora admitted to being dangerously porte-monnaied at the office party.porte-paroledadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.During a game of charades, Deandrew enthusiastically acted out being a flamingo, looking truly porte-paroled.ported(/pɔːtd/)adj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.As the music blared, Csaba began to feel more and more ported.portefeuilledadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.Chinere tried to teach a group of pigeons a magic trick, proving they were in a truly portefeuilled state.portegoedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.porteguedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.portemanteauedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.portemonnaiedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Nahje befriended a group of ducks at the pond, charmingly portemonnaied.portenderedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.portendmentedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.portensionedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty glasses, Cylah tried to convince a penguin figurine to join their karaoke duet, sounding somewhat portensioned.portented(/ˈpɔːtɛntd/)adj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.portentionedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Darci tried to high-five a pigeon, enthusiastically portentioned.