portousedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Christophere challenged a garden gnome to a staring contest, visibly portoused.portovenographiedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.portpassedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Darcel gave a motivational speech to a bowl of peanuts, inspiringly portpassed.portpiecedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Mahathi confidently explained the finer points of quantum physics to a disinterested bar stool, showcasing their academically portpieced side.portraited(/ˈpɔːtɹeɪtd/)adj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.As the evening progressed, Tahlil grew more and more portraited, much to their friends' amusement.portraitistedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.As the sun rose, Clu was found contemplating life's mysteries with a rubber chicken, undoubtedly portraitisted.portraitoredadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.As the evening wore on, Brenika became increasingly portraitored, eventually challenging a park bench to a staring contest.portraitured(/ˈpɔː(ɹ)tɹɪtjʊə(ɹ)d/)adj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Dominica started a one-person dance party in an elevator, energetically portraitured.portrayabilitiedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.portrayalled(/ˌpɔɹˈtɹeɪ.əld/)adj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.portrayeedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Denilzon mistook a shoe for a phone and had a lengthy conversation with it, impressively portrayeed.portrayeredadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Macalla decided they were the world's leading expert on cloud shapes, artistically portrayered.portrayistedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Guneev debated the best flavor of ice cream with a street sign, showing their passion for dessert while portrayisted.portraymentedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.As the moon shone brightly, Debbrah skipped down the street, joyfully embracing their portraymented state.portreevedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Destiney attempted to make a sandwich with a flip-flop, showcasing their signature portreeved behavior.portreeveshippedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Cuauhtli narrated the plot of "The Lion King" to a mailbox, capturing its essence with their portreeveshipped storytelling.