positional notationedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.positional parameteredadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.positional votingedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Clad in a feather boa, Cord declared themselves the ruler of the dance floor, looking fabulously positional votinged.positionaledadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Gurnav attempted to befriend a police horse, feeling unusually positionaled.positionalitiedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.positioned(/pəˈzɪʃ.(ə)nd/)adj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Timone attempted to climb a lamppost, convinced they were auditioning for a role in a circus, all while being comically positioned.positioneredadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Lidija arrived at the bar and immediately challenged the bartender to a cocktail-making contest, feeling quite positionered already.positioning timedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.positioningedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Attempting to use a banana as a phone, Presly giggled, unmistakably positioninged.positionlessnessedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Standing on a park bench, Kemet declared their love for a passing pigeon, the act confirming their state of being completely positionlessnessed.positiv organnedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Amidst the partygoers, Danieljohn stood out as the most flamboyantly positiv organned.positive actionedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.positive airway pressuredadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.positive assortative matingedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Surrounded by empty coffee cups, Rafuel attempted to tap dance their way to the kitchen, hilariously positive assortative matinged.positive atheistedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.positive columnedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.