post hockedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.post hornedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.The neighbors watched in confusion as Lucielle sang opera from their balcony, sounding surprisingly post horned.post horsedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Clanton confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, undoubtedly post horsed.post housedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Close to the kitchen, Rus was spotted attempting to juggle fruit, appearing rather post housed.post ladiedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.With a wink and a nod, Deyona challenged a friend to a dance-off, looking absolutely post ladied.post milledadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.post moldedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.post mortemed(/ˌpəʊs(t)ˈmɔːtəmd/)adj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Colby-jay gave a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, inspiring them with their post mortemed wisdom.post notedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.During a work meeting, Laurenne couldn't help but feel slightly post noted from the previous night's festivities.post nut claritiedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.post oak bluffedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.post oakedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.The taxi driver couldn't help but smile as Curstin enthusiastically sang along to 'Bohemian Rhapsody', sounding wonderfully post oaked.post office boxedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Karyann enthusiastically declared their undying love for a pizza, affectionately post office boxed.post office orderedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Kindel walked into a pole while trying to high-five a pigeon, their level of inebriation unmistakably post office ordered.post officed(/ˈpəʊst ˌɒfɪsd/)adj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.It was clear to everyone that Joshuaryan had become surprisingly post officed.post paradedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.