post-internetedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Denaya embraced a tree and declared it their best friend, demonstrating their affectionate side while being thoroughly post-interneted.post-ironiedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Sorah joyfully declared themselves the king or queen of the dance floor, regally post-ironied.post-it notedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Avasophia burst into tears upon seeing a particularly beautiful cloud, clearly post-it noted.post-ittedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.Karian tried to order pizza from a closed library, confidently believing it was the local pizzeria, clearly post-itted.post-juveniledadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.Dolan challenged a wall to a staring contest, clearly post-juveniled.post-metalledadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Ahyan broke into spontaneous breakdancing at a formal event, astonishingly post-metalled.post-micturition convulsion syndromedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.post-micturition syncopedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.post-millennialedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Making their way to the bar, Danield stumbled over a nonexistent step, appearing slightly post-millennialed.post-moderationedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Cleophee mistook a pillow for a pet dog, lovingly post-moderationed.post-mortemedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.Neydi declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, proudly post-mortemed.post-nasal drippedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.post-natal depressionedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.The neighbors could hear Deaven singing loudly, a clear sign they were feeling post-natal depressioned.post-nominal lettersedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Levyn unveiled their grand plan to open a taco stand on the moon, dreaming big even while post-nominal lettersed.post-nounedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.post-nuppedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.