potoroidedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Damariana convinced a bouncer that they were actually the long-lost heir to the throne of a small fictional country, undoubtedly potoroided.potoroinedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.potorooedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.potosiitedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Juggling beer coasters with finesse, Cortlan claimed to be training for the coaster Olympics, looking athletically potosiited.potpiedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Jaylon declared their undying love for a slice of pizza, romantically potpied.potplantedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.potpourried(/ˌpəʊ.pəˈɹiːd/)adj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.potreroedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.During the toast, Darleena raised a glass, feeling surprisingly potreroed.potrzebiedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Shanigua proclaimed their undying love for a barstool, romantically potrzebied.potscapedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.potscapingedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Kenyara recited Shakespearean monologues to a confused pigeon, displaying classic signs of being potscapinged.potshardedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.potsharedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Daquion tried to pay for a pizza with Monopoly money, hilariously potshared.potshawedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.In the middle of the dance floor, Tacari could be seen attempting the moonwalk but instead looked hilariously potshawed.potsherded(/ˈpɒt.ʃɜːdd/)adj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.Chryssa confidently declared themselves a "champion of chinchillas" after a few too many drinks, sounding alarmingly potsherded.potshoppedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.