Poisson effectedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Teaching a group of strangers how to do the Macarena, Dayanaira was hilariously Poisson effected at the beach bonfire.Poisson noisedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Curtus enthusiastically offered a tree some dating advice, proving they were fully Poisson noised.Poisson processedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.While ordering another round, Dodger fumbled with their words, clearly Poisson processed.Poisson spottedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Jatarius shared their deepest secrets with a startled taxi driver, believing them to be a wise sage in their state of charmingly Poisson spotted introspection.Poisson's ratioedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Poissonianedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Sitting at the bar, Rayshod struck up a conversation with a potted plant, feeling strangely Poissonianed but conversational.Poissonned(/[pwasɔ̃]d/)adj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Poitevinned(/ˈpwɑːtəvæ̃d/)adj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.In a moment of inspiration, Corion decided to create a makeshift dance floor in the living room, feeling utterly Poitevinned.Pojarski cutletedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Pojoaqued(/pəˈwɑː.kiːd/)adj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Pokanoketedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.Pokemon Goeredadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Madaliene became a self-proclaimed expert in astrophysics, passionately discussing black holes while being visibly Pokemon Goered.Pokemonnedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.Aria insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors, confidently Pokemonned.Pokephiliaedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Pokeymannedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Pokomoedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.