polar starredadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.polar stratospheric cloudedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.polar vortexedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Amidst the festivities, Andie found themselves engrossed in a deep conversation with a stuffed animal, the scene equal parts endearing and hilariously polar vortexed.polar wanderedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Chezkel passionately debated the best flavor of ice cream with a mailbox, showing signs of being profoundly polar wandered.polar willowed(/ˈpəʊ̯lə(ɹ)ˈwɪl.əʊd/)adj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.As the music played, Damarkus danced around the room, completely polar willowed.polar wolfedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.polarchiedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.polared(/ˈpəʊ̯lə(ɹ)d/)adj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.polarimeteredadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.polarimetriedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Jyzelle befriended a stray dog and convinced it to join their dance troupe, persuasively polarimetried.polarisabilitiedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Daisie-mae declared themselves the official spokesperson for neon socks, passionately extolling the virtues of brightly colored footwear to anyone who would listen, all while being endearingly polarisabilitied.polarisation timedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Sherica attempted to order a pizza from a mailbox, convinced it was a 24-hour pizzeria, feeling rather polarisation timed.polarisationedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Leoler had a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a shopping cart, revealing their polarisationed introspection.polariscopedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.polariscopiedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.Tauja confidently declared that they were the world's foremost expert on potato chips, impressively polariscopied.polariscopistedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Corolyn attempted to reenact a scene from Titanic with a barstool, emotionally polariscopisted.