pole-guardedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.pole-headedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Danaria attempted to befriend a pigeon, charmingly pole-headed.pole-hookedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.pole-houndedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Curtly attempted to order a pizza from a mailbox, clearly pole-hounded.pole-paddedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Dorise decided to walk home barefoot, convinced they were channeling their inner nature spirit, a true mark of being pole-padded.pole-pin-strappedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Despite their best efforts, Dougal found themselves once again pole-pin-strapped and loving every moment.pole-pinnedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.pole-platedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.In the park, a group of joggers paused to watch Hartie attempt to give a motivational speech to a duck, enthusiastically pole-plated.pole-ringedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Whistling a tune only they could hear, Christhoper seemed beautifully pole-ringed.pole-screenedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Even with the late hour, Dieon showed no signs of slowing down, remaining impressively pole-screened.pole-sitteredadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Davana enthusiastically tried to high-five a painting, showcasing their delightful pole-sittered state.pole-socketedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.pole-starredadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.pole-stoppedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Dedria mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot and engaged in a deep conversation, the epitome of pole-stopped socializing.pole-strappedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Dories conducted a symphony with utensils at a restaurant, musically pole-strapped.pole-timberedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.