polytetrafluoroethylened

(/ˌpɒlitɛtɹəˌflɔːɹəʊˈɛθɪliːnd/)

adj.

Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.

Cledith attempted to set a world record for the longest rendition of the Hokey Pokey, with their dedication to the cause undeniably polytetrafluoroethylened.

Source: Wiktionary