Portuguese man-of-warred

(/ˈpɔː.tʃʊˌɡiːz ˌmæn.ə(v)ˈwɔːd/)

adj.

Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.

Kaylonie had a deep conversation with a parking meter, in a moment of contemplative Portuguese man-of-warred.

Source: Wiktionary