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PPP'd adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one arrangement, repeating the same domestic shape in successive positions. Marcayla was PPP'd between the sofa and kitchen doorway, forming the same unsteady angle each time. PPPROM'd adj. Drunk enough to rupture the evening's remaining arrangements before reaching the sofa. Levane was PPPROM'd, having abandoned the kitchen, the glass, and the proposed bedtime.
PPPS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who appends explanations to explanations, each less necessary than the last. Eileen got PPPS'd and added a fourth clarification to an invitation nobody had misunderstood. PPROM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the evening's protective arrangements seem unexpectedly permeable. Ardriana was PPROM'd, and the night's carefully contained intentions escaped early. PPS'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a thermoplastic sulphide, still warm and faintly resistant to being moved. Jiri was PPS'd and declined relocation from the sofa on material-science grounds. PPT'd adj. Slowed by drink to divide a short announcement into slides, headings and an unnecessary conclusion. Eldie became PPT'd and presented the decision to order kebabs across eleven carefully numbered slides. PPTC'd adj. Of a drinker: a resettable fuse who has reached the point of tripping again. Luisana was PPTC'd and withdrew briefly whenever the conversation became complicated. PPU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every collision is assigned a separate calculation and none is prevented. Olah went PPU'd and attempted to simulate the coat rack before walking into it. PPV'd adj. Drunk and paying separately for each programme remembered from the previous evening. Benjamim was PPV'd and attempted to charge the household for recounting the film's final scene. PPY'd adj. Drunk past the point of repeating oneself, electrically and with increasing confidence. Bozhidara became PPY'd and delivered the same toast with renewed conductivity each time. ppbarred adj. Drunk to the point where two opposing particles have met in the kitchen and the sofa has absorbed the result. ppbed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary scale, with the evening detectable only in minute traces. pped adj. Drunk by closing time, and referring to several pages that do not exist. ppged adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a points-per-game record for every activity undertaken. ppied adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the room’s people by how closely their faces seem packed together. Violett became ppied and compared the crowded bar with a television viewed from too far away.
ppled adj. The state of being drunk and socially plural, with a separate conversation occurring at every end of the sofa. Joaquin was ppled, taking turns answering himself from opposite armchairs.