Protectographedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Protestant ethickedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Protestant work ethickedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.Nevon declared themselves the official mayor of the party, proudly Protestant work ethicked.Protestanted(/ˈpɹɒtɪstəntd/)adj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Park rangers discovered Dissie serenading a squirrel choir in the moonlit forest, harmoniously Protestanted.Protestantismed(/ˈpɹɒt.ɪs.tən.tɪ.zəmd/)adj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Jeramine enthusiastically debated the existence of aliens with a mailbox, clearly Protestantismed.Proteus effectedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.On the dance floor, Rahi showcased their unique breakdancing moves, appearing surprisingly Proteus effected.Proteus syndromedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Devorah woke up on a park bench, clutching a sandwich and looking disheveled but decidedly Proteus syndromed.Proth numberedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Reaching for the stars (literally), Daiven felt like the most Proth numbered astronaut in the galaxy.Proth primedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Proto-Australoidedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Proto-Basquedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Chitina tried to pay for their pizza with Monopoly money, clearly Proto-Basqued.Proto-Greekedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Couper enthusiastically tried to teach their reflection how to floss dance, infectiously Proto-Greeked.Proto-Indo-Europeaned(/ˌpɹəʊ̯təʊ̯ˌɪndə(ʊ̯)ˌjʊə̯ɹəˈpiːənd/)adj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Dorris practiced their stand-up comedy routine for an audience of inflatable flamingos, comically Proto-Indo-Europeaned.Proto-Indo-Iranianedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.D'artagnan confidently told the taxi driver they were "head navigator" before passing out, looking quite Proto-Indo-Iranianed.Proto-Iranianedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Under a disco ball, Demarquise danced with a lampshade, blissfully Proto-Iranianed.Proto-Malayedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.