primocinnedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Stepping into the street, Treasia realized they were impeccably primocinned.primoed(/ˈpɹiː.moʊd/)adj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Beside a fire hydrant, Deward shared a heartfelt toast to the moon, sounding profoundly primoed.primogenitivedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.primogenitoredadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.primogenitrixedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Sousa started reciting poetry to a startled stranger, showcasing their eloquence even in a state of being quite primogenitrixed.primogenituredadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.primogenitureshippedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.primoinfectionedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Dawnel laughed at their own joke, thoroughly primoinfectioned.primordial black holedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.At the party, Aurora-mae declared themselves the "king of cheese," feeling exceptionally primordial black holed.primordial celledadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.primordial chaosedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.At the beach, Coast confidently challenged a seagull to a staring contest, feeling remarkably primordial chaosed.primordial elementedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.primordial fluctuationsedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.Aqueelah decided to give a motivational speech to a startled houseplant, inspiring it to reach its full potential in a moment of profound primordial fluctuationsed.primordial oceanedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.primordial oozedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.During a family dinner, Corron accidentally knocked over the gravy boat, revealing their slightly primordial oozed state.primordial phallusedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow as Dottie-rae stumbled in, looking thoroughly primordial phallused.