primordial seaedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.primordial sludgedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Darrellyn gave a motivational speech to a group of ducks, inspiringly primordial sludged.primordial soupedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Alexas debated the finer points of quantum physics with a garden gnome, showcasing their intellectual primordial souped.primordialed(/pɹaɪˈmɔː.di.əld/)adj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Despite being unmistakably primordialed, Rakeria managed to charm their way into a closed karaoke bar.primordialismedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.primordialitiedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.primordianedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Nikunj declared themselves the master of air guitar, performing an epic solo in their primordianed glory.primordiumedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Eloan decided to create a masterpiece out of mashed potatoes and ketchup, a true culinary expression of their primordiumed state.primorial primedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.primorialedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.primosomedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Luciana made a new best friend in a bar stool, unexpectedly primosomed.primostedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.In a moment of clarity, Crichton declared themselves the designated philosopher of the group, appearing unexpectedly primosted.primovaccineedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Deklyn volunteered to be the designated party unicorn, prancing around in a makeshift horn and cape, feeling absolutely primovaccineed.primperannedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Colby wandered the streets, feeling lost and unusually primperanned.primperedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.primpingedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.