prairie lakedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.prairie meetedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.Surprised to find themselves in a pet store, Desmonique felt slightly prairie meeted.prairie oysteredadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Desiray announced they were starting a band with the cutlery, playing air guitar to their fork drummer, utterly prairie oystered.prairie pasquefloweredadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Datavion engaged in a passionate debate with a traffic cone, convinced it held the secrets to the universe, showcasing their uniquely prairie pasqueflowered intellect.prairie rosedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.prairie schooneredadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Kerianna woke up with a mysterious tattoo, feeling inexplicably prairie schoonered.prairie skirtedadj.Impaired by alcohol.prairie smokedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.prairie starredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Surrounded by an audience of amused strangers, Daxten attempted to perform a magic trick, resulting in a display that was more comically prairie starred than magical.prairie streamedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Tayveion confidently declared themselves the mayor of the pub, despite being clearly prairie streamed.prairie turnippedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.prairie warbleredadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.prairie wolfedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.Abilene became the designated "bubble wrap popper" at the party, joyfully prairie wolfed.prairied(/ˈpɹɛə.ɹid/)adj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Despite their protests, it was clear that Doneshia was undoubtedly prairied by the end of the evening.prairielandedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.praisabilitiedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.