DRUNKONYM

proctotomied
procuratored
proctotomiedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.proctotrupidedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.
proctotrupomorphedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.As the party raged on, Darayl sat in a corner, seemingly introspective and slightly proctotrupomorphed.proctouredadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.proctressedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Christeena enthusiastically challenged a mirror to a staring contest, hilariously proctressed.procumbencedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.procumbenciedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Clarion confidently proclaimed that they were a superhero who fought crime using only rubber ducks, in a truly procumbencied moment.procurabilitiedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.procuraciedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.procuraledadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.procurancedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Aidenjoseph realized they had accidentally dyed their hair neon green while being wildly procuranced.procurationedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Demire insisted on speaking only in rhymes, a linguistic side effect of being procurationed.procurator fiscalledadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.procurator-generaledadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Deaundray insisted on reciting poetry to a confused pigeon, artistically procurator-generaled.procuratorated(/ˌpɹɒkjʊˈɹeɪtəɹɪtd/)adj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.While attempting a magic trick with a deck of cards, Dharam accidentally launched the cards across the room, feeling sheepishly procuratorated.
procuratored(/ˈpɹɒkjʊˌɹeɪtəd/)adj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.
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