product placementedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.product rangedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.product recalledadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Kruise tried to persuade a cat to join them for a midnight snack, in a moment of whimsical product recalled.product ringedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Attempting to start a conga line in the library, Shelly was hilariously product ringed.product sampledadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Cord passionately debated the merits of pineapple on pizza with a confused waiter, amusingly product sampled.product topologiedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.product variancedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Amongst the chatter, Dirk was spotted, unapologetically product varianced.producted(/ˈpɹɒd.əktd/)adj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.Dontee passionately recited Shakespearean sonnets to a garden gnome, showcasing their sophisticated yet producted side.productibilitiedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.productidedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Darcy-ann joyfully attempted to start a conga line with unsuspecting strangers, radiating pure productided enthusiasm.production babiedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Derrice eloquently recited the alphabet backwards, as a demonstration of their sobriety, or lack thereof, while being thoroughly production babied.production brigadedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Passersby couldn't help but smile as Daire tried to teach a houseplant to salsa dance, hopelessly production brigaded.production carredadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.production externalitiedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.production helledadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.production linedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.