professioned(/pɹəˈfɛʃənd/)adj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.professionistedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Dolci wandered through the park, feeling somewhat professionisted but enjoying the fresh air.professor ordinariusedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.professoratedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.The barista watched Alynah stumble in, clearly professorated.professordomedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Zorien rearranged the furniture to create a "better feng shui", artistically professordomed.professored(/pɹəˈfɛsəd/)adj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.professoressedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Jaseer challenged a street sign to a staring contest, boldly professoressed.professorialismedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Darce decided they were a pirate searching for buried treasure, leading to a comically professorialismed treasure hunt in the backyard.professorialitiedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.professoriatedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Lailiana discovered a newfound talent for interpretive dance, under the influence of being incredibly professoriated.professorinedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Kailan challenged anyone within earshot to a thumb wrestling match, feeling unusually professorined.professoringedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.professorlingedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.professorshippedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.professouredadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.proffed(/pɹɑfd/)adj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.While attempting a moonwalk across the room, Deani tripped and fell, ending up hilariously proffed on the floor.