progrediencedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.In the crowded club, Taundra enthusiastically danced with a potted plant, appearing absolutely progredienced.progredienciedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.progress barredadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Sherah decided to audition for a non-existent reality show called "Dancing with Dust Bunnies," ambitiously progress barred.progress reported(/ˈpɹəʊɡɹɛs ɹɪˈpɔːtd/)adj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Dachia declared themselves the undisputed champion of air guitar, rocking out in a truly progress reported performance.progressed(/ˈpɹəʊɡɹɛsd/)adj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.At the stroke of midnight, Anaysa attempted to start a conga line, appearing determinedly progressed.progresseredadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.The hostess politely asked Syia to leave the restaurant, noticing they were becoming increasingly progressered.progressioned(/pɹəˈɡɹɛʃənd/)adj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.progressionismedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.progressionistedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Karagen declared themselves the Mayor of Drunksville, population: progressionisted.progressismedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Amaryah decided to perform a dramatic interpretive dance about the perils of mismatched socks, remarkably progressismed.progressistedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.A concerned neighbor offered Myleka a glass of water after finding them sitting on the porch, completely progressisted.progressive aspectedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.progressive assimilationedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Daryell mistook a fire hydrant for a talking robot, engaging in a deep conversation while thoroughly progressive assimilationed.progressive bluegrassedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.As the clock struck midnight, a lone figure roamed the streets, unmistakably progressive bluegrassed—it was Delantae.progressive creationismedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Johvanna passionately defended the honor of a garden gnome, engaging in a heated argument with a bewildered stranger while being passionately progressive creationismed.progressive creationistedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.A group of ducks quacked disapprovingly as Azeema attempted to join their circle, appearing oddly progressive creationisted.