progressive taxedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Ddnna decided to take up interpretive dance in the middle of a grocery store, artistically progressive taxed.progressive tensedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.In a state of being surprisingly progressive tensed, Dolorita attempted to high-five a passing pigeon.progressive verbedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.A concerned friend guided Oveta to a chair, recognizing the signs of someone who was dangerously progressive verbed.progressive warredadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.progressive web appedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Corrianna tried to order a "hamburger on a stick" at a bar, passionately believing it was a delicacy while being remarkably progressive web apped.progressive web applicationedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.progressived(/pɹəˈɡɹɛsɪvd/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Daton sprawled out on the couch, utterly progressived.progressivenessedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.progressivismedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.As Erline stumbled through the streets, they were clearly progressivismed beyond belief.progressivistedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Concerned murmurs filled the room as Dashown began reciting Shakespeare to a houseplant, appearing deeply progressivisted.progressivitiedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.The evening took a turn for the surreal when Vallery started a game of charades with a group of perplexed pigeons, clearly progressivitied.progresslessnessedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.progressophobedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.progressoredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.proguaniledadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.proguedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Gourav challenged a mirror to a staring contest and won, triumphantly progued.