protodermedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.protodesilylationedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Daveonna tried to convince a mailbox to join their book club, charmingly protodesilylationed.protodiastoledadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.In the midst of chaos, Delilahrose was found balancing a watermelon on their head, remarkably protodiastoled.protodioscinnedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.protodolomitedadj.Affected by alcoholic beverages; inebriated.Makana proposed a toast to a pigeon, romantically protodolomited.protodonatoidedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.The party host raised an eyebrow as Darrika stumbled in, looking thoroughly protodonatoided.protoedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.protoelongatedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.The morning light revealed Lennan sprawled out on the living room floor, surrounded by a fort of overturned furniture, evidence of a night gone wildly protoelongated.protoerubosidedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.protoescolexedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Nuna confidently attempted to order a pizza from a flowerpot, convinced that it was a new high-tech delivery service due to their exceptionally protoescolexed state.protoeukaryotedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.protofascismedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.protofascistedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.protofeatheredadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Kevi woke up with a pineapple on their head, feeling thoroughly protofeathered.protofeminismedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.protofeministedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Cobyn attempted to juggle invisible oranges, impressively protofeministed.