protoglomerulusedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.protogospelledadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.protogracillinnedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.protogrammaredadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Dimas attempted to befriend a seagull, convinced it was their long-lost spirit animal, utterly protogrammared.protographedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Dicki passionately debated the existence of aliens with a pigeon, clearly protographed to the max.protogroupedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Pauleen decided they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission to save the world, stealthily protogrouped and ready for action.protogrungedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.protogyniedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Approaching a food truck, Milena ordered everything on the menu, the cashier raising an eyebrow at their protogynied appetite.protohaemedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Discussing philosophy with a squirrel, Chloe-rose was deeply protohaemed.protohaeminnedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.In a moment of clarity, Ellarose realized they were the most protohaeminned they had ever been in their life.protohaloedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.protohemedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.protoheminnedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.protoheterothecaedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Jayniyah embarked on a quest to find the best late-night pizza, determinedly protoheterothecaed.protohistorianedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.protohistoriedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Jaiyla passionately debated the best ice cream flavor with a statue, embodying true protohistoried conviction.