protoglomerulusedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.protogospelledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Dawt tried to high-five a tree, hilariously protogospelled.protogracillinnedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Passersby chuckled as Andonia attempted to high-five a mailbox, looking completely protogracillinned.protogrammaredadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Haasini regaled a group of strangers with fantastical tales of their adventures in the land of Narnia, all while being hilariously protogrammared.protographedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.protogroupedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Attempting to perform a magic trick, Conzuelo fumbled with a deck of cards, appearing slightly protogrouped.protogrungedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.protogyniedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.While attempting to order another round, Custodio struggled to appear anything but protogynied.protohaemedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.The room was filled with laughter as Jaimmie stumbled in, clearly protohaemed.protohaeminnedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Daryna initiated a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a garden gnome, emotionally protohaeminned.protohaloedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Dennae recited Shakespearean sonnets to a group of bewildered pigeons, displaying their poetic protohaloed.protohemedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.A Dayvin sat on a park bench, looking utterly protohemed as they watched the clouds go by.protoheminnedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.protoheterothecaedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.In a dark alley, a visibly protoheterothecaed Decland attempted to befriend a stray cat.protohistorianedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.With a swagger in their step, Naithan strutted across the room, proudly protohistorianed.protohistoriedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.