protoselenidedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Daion debated the meaning of life with a street sign, existentially protoselenided.protosequencedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.protosexualitiedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.protosignedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Tyrez decided to give their pet goldfish a motivational speech on achieving its dreams, feeling utterly protosigned.protosilenceredadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.protosilicatedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Dajan tried to read a bedtime story to a garden gnome, exhibiting their whimsically protosilicated nature.protosinusidedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.protosirenidedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.While waiting for a taxi, Council befriended a garden gnome and invited it to join their party, showing off their delightfully protosirenided social skills.protositedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.The bus driver shook their head as Cigdem attempted to pay the fare with a stick of gum, clearly protosited.protosolventedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.protosomedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Arbelia attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, obviously feeling protosomed.protosomitedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.The morning after, Dakarii woke up with a mysterious tattoo, evidence of their protosomited escapades.protospaceredadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Approaching the bar for the third time, the Dijonnaise appeared undeniably protospacered.protospathariosedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Ovis performed a dramatic reading of a cereal box, impressively protospathariosed.protospathariusedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.After accidentally putting on mismatched shoes, Jliana shrugged it off and continued their night, feeling surprisingly protospathariused.protospeciesed(/ˈpɹəʊtəʊˌspiːʃiːzd/)adj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Hitha organized a dance party for one in their living room, energetically protospeciesed.