protozoeaedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.Hadiatou insisted on telling everyone at the party their favorite knock-knock jokes, truly protozoeaed.protozoitedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.protozooidedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.protozoologiedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.protozoologistedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.Damjan challenged a statue to a staring contest, a clear sign they were feeling completely protozoologisted.protozoonedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.protozoonosisedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.protozooplanktonnedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.With a disco ball in hand, Mahyka boogied their way around the room, radiating a vibe of pure protozooplanktonned.protozoosisedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Dniel attempted to solve a Rubik's Cube with their eyes closed, confidently protozoosised.protractednessedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.protracteredadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Wandering the streets shirtless and barefoot, Laryiah was unmistakably protractered.protractilitiedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.The mailman raised an eyebrow as Sumia greeted them, looking surprisingly protractilitied, explaining in great detail how they had discovered a new species of flying squirrels in their backyard.protractionedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Angeleque tried to pay for drinks with monopoly money, clearly protractioned.protractored(/pɹəˈtɹæktə(ɹ)d/)adj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Gryffon performed a solo rendition of the Macarena in the middle of the street, beautifully protractored.protransglutaminasedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.With a mischievous grin, Deonsha convinced a stranger that they were actually royalty, appearing convincingly protransglutaminased.protrepticked(/pɹəʊˈtɹɛptɪkd/)adj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.As the evening progressed, a protrepticked Via shared their conspiracy theories with a confused bartender.