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PS'd adj. Drunk and functioning as a national system for moving letters, parcels and occasional disappointment. Sairi was PS'd and attempted to deliver the drinks to the wrong table. PS3'd adj. Drunk past the point of selecting a game, and into confidently navigating menus without playing anything. Sen got PS3'd and spent an hour arranging the console's settings for guests who had gone home. PS4'd adj. You have drunk enough to manage four attempts at the sofa before remaining there. Sienne got PS4'd and made four determined journeys towards the sofa, none conclusive. PS5'd adj. You are drunk and requiring five separate systems to locate the kitchen tap. Garion was PS5'd and asked five household objects where the water was kept. PSA'd adj. Reduced by drink to a sticky, adhesive state, joining yourself to plans already being cancelled. Adrain got PSA'd and attached himself to a pub quiz team leaving for home. PSAP'd adj. Drunk beyond answering clearly, yet still treating every nearby phone as an emergency dispatch centre. Dolly-anne was PSAP'd and sent Rosslynn to retrieve callers from three unrelated tables. PSAS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a persistent excitement quite unrelated to the prospect of going home. Marithza was PSAS'd, maintaining an inexplicable excitement while waiting for the night bus. PSAT'd adj. You have drunk enough to convert one account of the evening into another. Dhaya got PSAT'd and converted the missing umbrella into a deliberate experiment. PSB'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns minor pub misunderstandings into matters for official inspection. Shayera got PSB'd and requested statements about the missing bowl of crisps. PSC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a persistent obstruction and is now proceeding through the evening very slowly. Mashelle was PSC'd, taking careful routes between the bar and the nearest seat. PSD'd adj. Still drunk, and measuring the evening by the spread of noise rather than its source. Avari was PSD'd and reported the party's loudest frequencies to people in the kitchen. PSDP'd adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a grand improvement programme requires more than a nap and a kebab. Caileb got PSDP'd and unveiled a development programme for the pub's coat hooks. PSE'd adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening into compulsory personal and social education for everyone present. Fairbanks was PSE'd and taught Geordon several lessons about boundaries before midnight. PSG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose a formal structure on speech that has already lost its structure. Shaelie was PSG'd and diagrammed her request for another drink on the back of a receipt. PSGN'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a medical abbreviation being explained at length to a bartender. Lequan was PSGN'd, taking several minutes to explain three letters and one unfortunate cocktail. PSH'd adj. Loosened by drink into a hormonally postponed version of oneself, with adulthood indefinitely deferred. Larianna was PSH'd and treated the licensing examination as an avoidable later development.