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PSHE'd adj. The state of being drunk and explaining personal boundaries to everyone within conversational range. Malahki got PSHE'd and delivered a careful lesson on consent to the taxi queue. PSIR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into investigating the evening's events before they have developed into a coherent account. Mahad got PSIR'd and questioned Kouhei about who had moved the water glass. PSIS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water requires a superior posterior position beside the sofa. Sharis became PSIS'd and positioned the water just behind the sofa cushion. PSK'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes each change of footing transmit a distinct new intention. Forrest was PSK'd, communicating his route through abrupt shifts between wall and banister. PSL'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing competition from ordinary movement towards the exit. Taurie was PSL'd and raced Horald to the coat stand. PSM'd adj. Too drunk to let a group proceed without ceremonies, retrospectives and a designated facilitator. Annalyss got PSM'd and opened the evening with a review of everyone's mood. PSNR'd adj. Drunk and maintaining a respectable signal above considerable conversational noise, mostly by speaking louder. Aryannah was PSNR'd, projecting clearly through the music while saying very little of measurable value. PSNS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the heart has slowed and the muscles have relaxed beyond practical convenience. Anaalicia was PSNS'd by the time the coats were collected. PSO'd adj. Drunk enough to patrol the pub, identify imaginary risks, and offer firm directions to everyone. Ivy-blue got PSO'd and escorted Porschia away from a harmless stack of menus. PSP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of changing the social atmosphere whenever one enters or leaves a room. Kaiben got PSP'd and made the kitchen visibly more alarming for everyone in it. PSPO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a public place into a prohibited zone, chiefly by lying across it. Chuma was PSPO'd and had to be relocated from the pedestrian crossing. PSR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that they emit brief, regular remarks from an otherwise dark corner. Hastyar sat PSR'd beneath the dartboard, punctuating the evening every few seconds. PSRA'd adj. Of a drinker who has authorised the pre-sunrise round and is treating dawn as an administrative detail. Sarahbeth got PSRA'd and ordered bacon rolls before the bar staff had finished sweeping. PSS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of losing enthusiasm for the evening while confidently diagnosing its underlying causes. Jabrielle got PSS'd and explained why the party's emotional architecture had failed. PSSD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pleasures are dismissed while increasingly elaborate remedies are proposed. Ilyass got PSSD'd and rejected the music before prescribing a more expensive speaker system. PST'd adj. Of a drinker: confidently applying a provincial tax to every purchase, including other people's drinks. Javanta got PST'd and added a provincial levy to the crisps before anyone objected.