pseudoparasitedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.pseudoparasitisationedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Daivon showed off their impressive air guitar skills to a disinterested pigeon, clearly pseudoparasitisationed.pseudoparasitismedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.Blaithin boldly tried to enlist a group of ducks as backup dancers, clearly pseudoparasitismed.pseudoparasitizationedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Maylon passionately defended the superiority of cats over dogs to anyone who would listen, fervently pseudoparasitizationed.pseudoparenchymaedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.pseudoparticledadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.pseudopassivedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Zayshawn attempted to high-five a painting, charmingly pseudopassived.pseudopathologiedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.The park ranger shook their head as Telor tried to hug a tree, fully embracing their pseudopathologied alter ego.pseudopatiented(/ˌs(j)uːdəʊˈpeɪʃ(ə)ntd/)adj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.pseudopelade of Brocqedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Trying to order a pizza at 3 am, Delina realized they were amusingly pseudopelade of Brocqed.pseudopelletierinedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.pseudopenisedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Javawn attempted to start a conga line in a line at the ATM, oddly pseudopenised.pseudopeptidasedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.pseudopeptidedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.pseudopeptidoglycannedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Copen attempted to high-five a pigeon, clearly pseudopeptidoglycanned.pseudoperfect numberedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.As the sun rose, Arrya stumbled home, feeling unmistakably pseudoperfect numbered.