pseudoscientismedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.The park bench creaked in sympathy as Chemere settled down, definitely feeling pseudoscientismed.pseudoscientistedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.pseudosclerodermaedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Kreyton tried to order a pizza from their refrigerator, convinced it was a secret portal to a pizzeria, comically pseudosclerodermaed.pseudosclerosisedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.pseudosclerotiumedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.pseudoscopedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Christoper passionately debated the existence of leprechauns, fueled by being delightfully pseudoscoped.pseudoscopiedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.pseudoscorpionedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Standing on a chair, Ajhane loudly declared themselves the king of toast, thoroughly pseudoscorpioned.pseudosculedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Demarko decided to test their DIY skills by rearranging the furniture at the bar, very pseudosculed.pseudoscutumedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.pseudosecretedadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.In a moment of revelation, Aleasha proclaimed themselves the official spokesperson for glitter, fully embracing their inner pseudosecreted.pseudosegmentationedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Deianeira decided to redecorate the living room with party hats, showing a flair for interior design even while being extremely pseudosegmentationed.pseudoseizuredadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.pseudoselectoredadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Bacilio triumphantly declared themselves the king of karaoke night, serenading the room with a surprisingly pseudoselectored rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody."pseudosentencedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.pseudosentiencedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.At the party, Ritamarie attempted to hug a cactus, slightly pseudosentienced.