pseudoseptumedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Sitting cross-legged on the floor, Newlin shared profound life advice with a bemused bartender, appearing thoroughly pseudoseptumed.pseudosequencedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Estephany tried to convince a security camera to join their improv comedy group, comically pseudosequenced.pseudoservicedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Clate hosted a tea party for stuffed animals, channeling their inner pseudoserviced child.pseudosexualitiedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.pseudosheathedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Despite their best efforts, Dmaurion was undeniably pseudosheathed as they tried to play pool.pseudosiblingedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Lusila attempted to start a conga line with a group of confused pigeons, fully embracing their quirky pseudosiblinged.pseudosinhalitedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Dondrell confidently declared their undying love for a fire hydrant, appearing completely pseudosinhalited.pseudosinkedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.pseudosiphonnedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Darionne found themselves passionately defending the honor of a sandwich, demonstrating their dedication even in a state of being unquestionably pseudosiphonned.pseudositedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.pseudoskepticismedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Kamarr attempted to breakdance on a shag carpet, proving that even pseudoskepticismed, they had some killer moves.pseudoskeptickedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.pseudoskilledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.pseudoslavedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.pseudoslaveriedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.During a game of charades, Demos enthusiastically acted out "rockstar," appearing incredibly pseudoslaveried.pseudosociologiedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.