pseudosynchroniedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.pseudosyncoped(/ˈs(j)uːdoʊˌsɪŋkoʊpid/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Christopher-john triumphantly raised a traffic cone above their head, feeling victorious and unmistakably pseudosyncoped.pseudosynesthesiaedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.pseudotabesedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.After a few too many shots, Dawnn ended up on a stage, unforgettably pseudotabesed.pseudotachylitedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Daryan confidently declared themselves the master of air guitar, playing an invisible instrument in a way that was both impressive and incredibly pseudotachylited.pseudotachylytedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.pseudotailedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.pseudotanninnedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.pseudotaraxasteroledadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol."Oops," Kaelia slurred apologetically, clearly pseudotaraxasteroled already.pseudotensoredadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Glancing around the room, Dealie flashed a grin, the picture of being pseudotensored.pseudotentacledadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.A concerned friend escorted Laurentino home, realizing they were too pseudotentacled to navigate the streets alone.pseudoterminaledadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Dayanah complimented a stranger's shoes, then tried to wear them, exhibiting pseudoterminaled behavior.pseudotetaniedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Dolorita decided to audition for a nonexistent talent show in the living room, showcasing their singing, dancing, and stand-up comedy skills all at once, a true multi-talented pseudotetanied.pseudotetanusedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Dalen found great joy in rearranging the alphabet magnets on the fridge to form nonsensical words, a true sign of their pseudotetanused state.pseudotetrameredadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.pseudotetraploidiedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Gzim, who appeared surprisingly pseudotetraploidied for a Tuesday afternoon.