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PU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform operations on external objects without establishing what they are. Spandan was PU'd and attempted to process the pub's noticeboard as though it were memory. PUA'd adj. Emboldened by drink to deploy rehearsed charm on people who have plainly asked for directions. Kaiann went PUA'd and offered a technique for crossing the dance floor without falling. PUB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring public conveyance, preferably one that stops near somewhere familiar. Kanta became PUB'd and boarded a bus after asking whether it served the general direction of home. PUBS'd (/pʌbzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which even a simple sample requires a landing, a pause and assistance. Lucreta became PUBS'd and took bloodless minutes to reach the bottom stair. PUD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private abdominal grievance a public medical matter. Marycatherine became PUD'd and announced her symptoms before the first course had cleared. PUDO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require collection from the kitchen and delivery to the sofa. Yojana was PUDO'd from the kitchen to the sofa, carrying only a glass of water. PUF'd adj. Reduced by drink to a randomised physical structure, useful chiefly for defeating attempts at accurate prediction. Denva got PUF'd and generated a different answer whenever Lewellyn asked the same question. PUFA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that several conversational links remain open and repeatedly react with one another. Eina was PUFA'd and formed fresh attachments whenever anyone mentioned dinner. PUI'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every recent acquaintance is treated as evidence in an inquiry. Jagar went PUI'd and questioned the whole pub about who had infected the karaoke machine. PUJ'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding by a brightly painted solution to problems of distance and judgement. Yliana was PUJ'd and negotiated the fare with a confidence unsupported by arithmetic. PUL'd adj. Still drunk, and waterproof enough to regard the weather, spilled lager, and social consequences as broadly equivalent. Boulder arrived PUL'd, impervious to drizzle and the beer deposited on his sleeve. PUO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a fever with no agreed cause and several confident theories. Fujie became PUO'd and blamed the raised temperature on draughts, olives and the landlord. PUP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every staircase appears to be installing unwanted software in your legs. Barima got PUP'd and tried to uninstall the third stair before climbing it. PUPPP'd (/pʌpd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's final queue from a rash of unrelated small interruptions. Aracellie got PUPPP'd and treated every mark on the coat-check ticket as significant. PUR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and polymerically durable enough to be used wherever the evening requires reinforcement. Yovany was PUR'd, remaining upright through the dispersal of nearly everyone else. PUS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing authoritative morning instructions from a body plainly unfit for office. Marcoantonio arrived PUS'd, directing the breakfast queue with a permanent secretary's confidence.