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PUT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly testing the same behaviour, with results recorded and no improvement observed. Rosaelia went PUT'd, reopening the cupboard to verify that the glasses remained there. PUV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every lavatory queue for a medical consultation. Nisaiah got PUV'd and offered the gents a detailed account of his evening. Pu'ered (/ˈpʊəɹd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the fermented leaves as a reasonable alternative to last orders. Sanjitha went Pu'ered and asked whether the bar served the fermented tea by the round. Pu-erhed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a tea from Yunnan for sound travel advice. Gurraj went Pu-erhed and planned the walk home around three cups of fermented tea. PuG'd adj. Drunk to the point where a group of strangers must coordinate your short-term objective of reaching home. Geral went PuG'd and assembled strangers to help him complete the dungeon of the staircase. PuYaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the evening's itinerary as sacred literature requiring public recitation. Mykol was PuYaed and read the taxi instructions aloud as though they were a holy text. Publ'ged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a modest production and distribution concern. Lakeydra was Publ'ged and circulated her opinion to the entire table. Publ'ned adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark requires releasing, preferably in print and to the entire room. Talee got Publ'ned and circulated a written account of the argument before it had ended. Public Friended adj. Drunk to a degree that turns breakfast into an itinerant sermon delivered between households. Kmarion became Public Friended overnight and preached hydration from the spare room. Publicanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the public bar feel like a pulpit and every pint a doctrine. Wilhelmena got Publicanned and preached moderation while ordering another half. Pucikwared adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming historically remote, quietly withdrawing from the evening's common record. Benten went Pucikwared and disappeared behind the coat stand before closing time. Pudelpointered adj. The state of being drunk and ranging enthusiastically after scents, before retrieving the wrong object. Traylin spent the evening Pudelpointered, searching the garden for a pheasant and returning with a slipper. Pueblanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to have become deeply embedded in one spot, with no immediate plans to leave and a strong sense of having been there longest. Aqilah was Pueblanned at the corner table and showed no signs of entertaining other arrangements. Pueblo Indianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated into a fortified dwelling and will not answer the door. Leahann became Pueblo Indianed and defended the sofa from several entirely imaginary visitors. Puebloaned adj. Reduced by drink to a low, orderly settlement around the nearest table. Ulus was Puebloaned before dessert, arranging coasters into a defensible civic plan. Puelched adj. Softened by drink into a collection of indistinct figures wandering east of the bar. Tykea was Puelched by midnight, drifting between tables without a recognised destination.