pumpkin porridgedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.In a moment of clarity, Beatric declared that they were "poetically pumpkin porridged" as they penned a haiku about pizza.pumpkin seededadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Despite their best efforts, Rie couldn't seem to convince anyone to join their interpretive dance troupe, appearing somewhat dejected and definitely pumpkin seeded.pumpkin spice lattedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.Dressed in a mismatched outfit, Darbey stumbled down the street, clearly pumpkin spice latted.pumpkin spicedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Seated at the bar, Colton-james declared the wall a fantastic listener and confessed they were deeply pumpkin spiced.pumpkin spideredadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.pumpkin suitedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Anamar transformed into a self-proclaimed karate master, demonstrating their moves on unsuspecting air molecules, completely pumpkin suited.pumpkin-on-a-stickedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.pumpkin-pie spicedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.pumpkin-spice lattedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.pumpkineeredadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.At the park, Dominic-john tried to convince a squirrel to trade acorns for cryptocurrency, appearing oddly pumpkineered.pumpkinged(/ˈpʌm(p)kɪŋd/)adj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.At the bar, Nara attempted to order a "pizza margarita", showcasing their pumpkinged decision-making skills.pumpkinheadedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Tammi made a toast to their reflection in the mirror, feeling exceptionally pumpkinheaded.pumpkinificationedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.pumpkinitiedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Maahir complimented a fire hydrant on its fashion sense, stylishly pumpkinitied.pumpkinned(/ˈpʌm(p).kɪnd/)adj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.pumpkinritaedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Decorian shared their deepest fears with a parked car, oddly pumpkinritaed.