Puntitedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Puntlanderedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Pupperwaredadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Decklan initiated a deep conversation with a traffic cone, completely Pupperwared.Purabiaedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Purasatiedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow as Chubbie stumbled into the cab, obviously Purasatied.Purbeck stonedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.During a game of charades, Davionne tried to act out "hammered," looking completely Purbeck stoned.Purbiyaedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Kaylee enthusiastically sang the national anthem to a confused pigeon, undeniably Purbiyaed.Purdeseedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Giving a heartfelt speech to a pizza box, Madilee proved they were beyond *plastered*.Pure Landedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Terral proclaimed themselves the ruler of the dance floor, exuding confidence while being undeniably Pure Landed.Purelledadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Kuljit mistook a fire hydrant for a fire-breathing dragon, attempting to offer it a peace treaty in their whimsically Purelled state.Purepechaedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Puretic power blockedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Purexedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Purifedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Purification Rundownedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Verneil demonstrated their impeccable air guitar skills to a group of bewildered pigeons, proving they were truly Purification Rundowned.Purim spielledadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.Desi burst into uncontrollable laughter at the sight of a pigeon, thoroughly Purim spielled.