Puritan work ethickedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Puritandomedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Puritanessedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Deshira attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, unapologetically Puritanessed.Puritanismedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.Carefully balancing a slice of pizza on their head, Connor-joe strutted around the room, feeling fabulously Puritanismed.Puritanned(/ˈpjʊəɹɪtənd/)adj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.Demiracle serenaded a lamp post with a heartfelt rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", displaying their melodious Puritanned.Purkinje celledadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Purkinje effectedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Purkinje fiberedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Amongst the chaos of the party, Chew sat serenely, blissfully Purkinje fibered.Purkinje fibredadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Purkinje figuredadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Purkinje imagedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Purkinje layerredadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.The waitress shared a smile with Delann, who was enthusiastically waving at an imaginary friend, happily Purkinje layerred.Purkinje neuronnedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Cumi attempted to climb a statue in the park, convinced they were on a covert mission and exceptionally Purkinje neuronned.Purkinje shiftedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Avelin confidently challenged a parked car to a staring contest, refusing to back down until the car blinked, in a moment of being stubbornly Purkinje shifted.Purkinje's figuredadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Dandre embarked on a mission to find the world's spiciest hot sauce, an endeavor influenced by their Purkinje's figured taste buds.Purkyne effectedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Demorian attempted to order a "double espresso martini without the martini," confusingly Purkyne effected.