purple glove syndromedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Slumped over a fence, Jahanara chuckled at their own clumsiness, feeling slightly sore and completely purple glove syndromed.purple goldedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.purple guavaedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Aydin convinced their reflection to join in a rendition of a popular song, hilariously purple guavaed.purple hairstreakedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.Rowdy had a heartfelt discussion with a fire hydrant, deeply purple hairstreaked.purple hazedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Wobbling unsteadily, Kenzel made a valiant attempt to construct a tower of beer cans, looking quite purple hazed.purple heartedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.purple helmetedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.purple heronned(/ˈpɜː(ɹ)pəl ˈhɛɹənd/)adj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.purple ivoriedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.purple judgedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Easha passionately recited poetry to a fire hydrant, artistically purple judged.purple lettucedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.purple loosestrifedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.purple marshlocksedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.Juggling empty cans of soda, Yelisey demonstrated a talent for multitasking while being incredibly purple marshlocksed.purple martinnedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Markya proclaimed themselves the "Pickle King" and demanded a crown, in a state of pure purple martinned.purple milkweededadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Dannisha tried to convince a group of strangers that they were whiskey-purple milkweeded, despite not having touched a drop of alcohol all evening.purple nastiedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.