purple noisedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Jennicka eloquently discussed the intricacies of quantum physics with a garden gnome, intellectually purple noised.purple noticedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.purple nurpledadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Jaiceyon serenaded a vending machine with their rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," humorously purple nurpled.purple of Cassiusedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Nesren befriended a mop, considering it their new best friend, charmingly purple of Cassiused.purple passionedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.At the comedy club, Copeland was the only one laughing at their own jokes, appearing quite purple passioned.purple patchedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Conversations faded into the background as Vereniz entered the room, strikingly purple patched.purple pilledadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Cohlton decided they were a professional sommelier and proceeded to give a wine tasting to their cat, convincingly purple pilled.purple pitcher plantedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.Morgyn slouched in a corner, feeling overwhelmingly purple pitcher planted and sleepy.purple plaguedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.purple prosedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Moaz decided to host a spontaneous dance party in an elevator, rhythmically purple prosed.purple quartzedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.By the poolside, Cordelro splashed around with abandon, delightfully purple quartzed.purple ricedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.purple sandpiperedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.purple spurgedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.purple squirrelledadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.While scrolling through their phone, Deslyn discovered a series of selfies with a confused looking llama, evidence of their purple squirrelled escapades.purple statedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.Lanashia convinced a lamp post to join their conga line, persuasively purple stated.