purpninnedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.Shellbie declared themselves the king/queen of the party, undeniably purpninned.purpointedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Despite protests, Dexie insisted they were perfectly purpointed.purported(/pəˈpɔːtd/)adj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Mather led a group of ducks on a quest for the legendary lost loaf of bread, in a heroic purported adventure.purportioned(/pəˈpɔːʃənd/)adj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.purpose statementedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Daisy-boo declared their undying love for a bar stool, thoroughly purpose statemented.purposed(/ˈpɜːpəsd/)adj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.purposeful availmentedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Charday woke up with a mysterious tattoo, evidence of a wildly purposeful availmented night out.purposefulnessedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.purposelessnessedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Dmitry performed an impromptu magic show with borrowed kitchen utensils, impressively purposelessnessed.purposeredadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Deantoine attempted to pet a passing seagull, proving they were truly purposered.purposingedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.Nadjah attempted to ride a shopping cart like a chariot, daringly purposinged.purposive approachedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.Deondra burst into laughter at their own shadow, thoroughly purposive approached.purposived(/ˈpəːpəsɪvd/)adj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.purposivenessed(/ˈpɜː(ɹ)pəsɪvnəsd/)adj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.After a few too many drinks, Notie found themselves in a deep conversation with a rubber duck, philosophically purposivenessed.purposivismedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.purposivistedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.