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PV diagramed adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the morning's increasing volume represents recovery or merely a larger bed. Rosicela was PV diagramed, charting each sip against the expanding territory of the duvet. PV numbered adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a distinctive irrational number to every person met. Leshea got PV numbered and gave the barman a decimal classification before ordering chips.
PV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every missed round as a formal breach requiring immediate review. Shandel got PV'd and documented Laquincy's failure to buy crisps as a serious violation. PVA'd adj. Having drunk more than the room's vertical alignment could accommodate, and leaning accordingly. Lenuel was PVA'd and maintained a conspicuous list towards the fruit machine. PVAL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and water-soluble enough to dissolve into tea, fishing stories and regret. Madex was PVAL'd by breakfast, dissolving gradually beside the mug. PVAcked adj. Drunk since last orders, and adhesively attached to yesterday's clothes until lunchtime. Shakeisha remained PVAcked to the sofa, despite three careful attempts at standing. PVC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to be flexible in the doorway, then rigid when asked to explain the missing coat. Ivy-leigh was PVC'd, bending round the hall table but not the morning's questions. PVCued adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid, white-edged certainty about window frames. Sandar grew PVCued and inspected the pub windows for continental precision. PVD'd adj. Loosened by drink into wandering confidently away from the intended route and calling it exploration. Shalei was PVD'd and led the group towards a car park with impressive certainty. PVDC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has wrapped the morning tightly around one preserved incident and cannot let it escape. Nawana was PVDC'd, preserving the argument in perfect detail beneath a thin smile. PVDF'd adj. Softened by drink into a highly resistant morning form, impervious to acids, alkalis and sensible questions. Normaa was PVDF'd, resisting coffee, antacids and every enquiry about the taxi. PVE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has misjudged every distance in the pub by considering only part of the room. Weylan got PVE'd and reached for a glass that was considerably farther away than expected. PVF'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a tough film over the morning's events, preserving them rather too clearly. Yashveer was PVF'd, protecting every embarrassing detail from the mercy of forgetting. PVFS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the evening tired, sociable, and increasingly dependent on others for movement. Nosheen was PVFS'd by ten, and her friends escorted her between chairs. PVM'd adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced every sense of place, voice and manner, yet continues speaking with authority. Nylasia became PVM'd and delivered the toast from the coat cupboard in an unfamiliar register.
PVN'd adj. Drunk in a way that relocates all remaining judgement to a small, inaccessible nucleus. Elaheh became PVN'd and claimed the crucial decision-making centre was elsewhere.