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PX goodsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary imported groceries as contraband worth negotiating for. Bryoney became PX goodsed and attempted to smuggle biscuits past the restaurant's entirely imaginary customs desk. PX stored adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the nearest shop is a restricted warehouse requiring official access. Khalli was PX stored and requested permission to inspect the crisps behind the counter.
PX'd adj. You are drunk and mistaking the morning queue for an Army shop, with biscuits urgently required. Mashaun got PX'd and searched the kitchen for a till that had closed hours ago. PXE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has mineralised at the edges and developed premature trouble with balance. Leddy was PXE'd, stiff around the eyes and negotiating the step with care. PXEered adj. Still drunk, and attributing every unusual sensation to an exceptionally specific medical condition. Osaretin was PXEered and examined his elbows whenever the conversation became uncertain. PXR'd adj. Softened by drink into a faint morning radiance, emitted whenever the curtains are opened. Katie-ann emerged PXR'd, producing a weak but persistent glow beside the kettle. PXRD'd adj. Softened by drink into scattered evidence, with the friends left to infer what happened from fragments. Zaydie was PXRD'd, leaving Carmesa to reconstruct the evening from receipts and partial messages.
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