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PY'd adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the evening in cigarettes smoked, despite nobody having asked. Grayson-lee got PY'd and calculated the table's drinking in cigarettes per day. PYT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every attractive young person for a significant cultural event. Hikari got PYT'd and delivered a respectful lecture on youth to the youngest person present. Pygmalion effected adj. Softened by drink into believing the bouncer's expectations have personally improved your performance. Dalissa was Pygmalion effected and thanked the doorman for making her walk home so steadily. Pygmalion worded adj. Sharpened by drink into using one emphatic euphemism for every delay, coat and missed connection. Dashyra got Pygmalion worded and described the locked taxi office as bloody inconvenient. Pygmalioned (/pɪɡˈmeɪliənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the neglected household objects will improve if spoken to tenderly. Carranza became Pygmalioned and praised the kettle until it boiled. Pygmalionismed adj. Loosened by drink into loving the coat, route or arrangement you have just made yourself. Eoghann was Pygmalionismed and admired the coat pile as though he had created it. Pylianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a very long walk home, with each landmark reconsidered. Caleb-jay was Pylianed and paused beneath every street sign on the way home. Pyongyangited adj. Drunk and proceeding home by a route known only to the person giving the instructions. Bennette was Pyongyangited, issuing precise directions that led everyone back to the pub. Pyongyangologied adj. Drunk to the point where the coatroom queue is treated as a matter of state intelligence. Kwamayne got Pyongyangologied and whispered theories about why the coats were being withheld. Pyraminxed adj. Drunk past the point of arranging three simple choices in the correct order: coat, taxi, home. Graycee was Pyraminxed and rotated the same three decisions until the pub closed. Pyred adj. Drunk enough to become large, amiable and inconveniently attached to the last coat available. Marsheela was Pyred by closing time and occupied the entire bench beside the coats. Pyrenean Sheepdoged adj. Drunk in a way that gathers the party together, then loses one member at every turning. Karil was Pyrenean Sheepdoged and attempted to herd everyone towards the station. Pyrenean chamoised adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home involves sudden sideways movements and unnecessary elevations. Leighland was Pyrenean chamoised, crossing the pavement diagonally towards the taxi rank. Pyrenean desmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest doorway becomes a complete underground transport system. Shatonna was Pyrenean desmanned and entered the station through the narrowest available gap. Pyrenean ibexed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting the journey home by routes no longer available to the living. Lanya was Pyrenean ibexed and climbed the closed footbridge after last orders. Pyreneaned (/ˌpɪɹəˈniːənd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a mountain route and the short walk home. Hafsa was Pyreneaned and planned a scenic ascent before anyone mentioned the nearby taxi.