pyroconductivitiedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.pyroconvectionedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Donzella became a self-appointed expert on the mating habits of flamingos, scientifically pyroconvectioned.pyroconversionedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Meta became best friends with a trash can, surprisingly pyroconversioned.pyrocottonnedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.Derrie offered philosophical advice to a garden gnome, profoundly pyrocottonned.pyroculturedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.pyrocumulonimbussed(/ˌpaɪɹəʊˌkjuːmjʊləˈnɪmbəsd/)adj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.On a Zoom call with their boss, Vernisha accidentally turned on the cat filter, appearing hilariously pyrocumulonimbussed.pyrocumulusedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Taurean serenaded a passing bus with a heartfelt ballad, melodiously pyrocumulused.pyrodinnedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.pyrodiversitiedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.pyroed(/ˈpaɪ.ɹəʊd/)adj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.pyroelectric effectedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.pyroelectricitiedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Cleota realized they had been dancing to elevator music for the past hour, feeling absurdly pyroelectricitied.pyroelectrickedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.pyroelectrodynamicsedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.Walking backwards down the street, Koralee attempted to prove they were still sober despite looking undeniably pyroelectrodynamicsed.pyroelectrometallurgiedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Demika attempted to befriend a garden gnome, displaying a newfound sense of pyroelectrometallurgied companionship.pyrogallatedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.