Q-worded
q-worded

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Q-worded adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every answer into a question and every question into a challenge. Lulu got Q-worded and interrogated the toaster about its long-term intentions. q-analoged adj. Of a drinker: retaining a parameter of last night which the morning has not yet allowed to approach one.
q-analogued adj. Of a drinker who has retained one mysterious variable between the final round and breakfast. q-derivatived adj. Describing a drinker who measures the morning by the change between successive sips of water. q-grammed adj. A drinker who remembers the morning in short, overlapping fragments rather than complete events. q-tipped adj. Reduced by drink to probing every available recess for something that is probably not there. q-toffed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's contents have been weighed, separated and regretted individually. q-worded adj. Having drunk enough to ask for directions while confidently disputing every answer received.