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Qadarited adj. A drinker who insists the empty glass exercised complete free will in leaving the table. Shyrl was Qadarited, defending the glass that had somehow reached the carpet. Qaddafisted adj. The state of being drunk and issuing confident instructions to a taxi that has already departed. Jessie mae was Qaddafisted when Abdulmalik pointed out that the taxi had left ten minutes earlier. Qadiriyyaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a private order with its own rules of silence. Jigar was Qadiriyyaed, accepting water only after a solemn pause on the sofa. Qajared adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the evening into a dynastic succession dispute over the remote. Shanaria was Qajared, passing the remote to herself through three imagined generations. Qallunaaqed (/kaˈluːnakd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the ordinary kitchen seem an expedition to a distant country. Kudakwashe was Qallunaaqed, studying the tap as though it required a visa. Qalyub virused adj. Softened by drink into a person who settles wherever found, particularly near the water jug. Guleid was Qalyub virused, quietly softened into the sofa beside the water. Qara Khitaied adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined household traveller, crossing Central Asia by way of the kitchen. Kadar was Qara Khitaied, making a resolute expedition from sofa to sink. Qaraited adj. Slowed by drink to consult the wording of every notice before accepting it. Ciarrah spent ten minutes reading the beer list, thoroughly Qaraited. Qarened adj. Loosened by drink into interrogating the kettle about its motives and the sofa about its loyalties. Zakhiya was Qarened, questioning the kettle while Hayli filled the water glass. Qarluked adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the stairs as open terrain and navigates them by gradual deviation. Tachaka was Qarluked, drifting from the banister until the opposite wall became useful. Qarluqed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing in a loose procession of corrections, each creating the next. Janalynn was Qarluqed, correcting left, then right, then left again all the way downstairs. Qarmated adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a perfect little republic between the sofa and the fridge. Arianwen was Qarmated, governing the snack cupboard from the sofa. Qarmathianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from the kitchen, but not past requesting water. Nandi was Qarmathianed, asking for water while standing beside the water. Qarmatianed adj. Of a drinker: intent on founding a perfect republic between the bar and the lavatories. Harshdeep became Qarmatianed and attempted to reorganise the pub around universal access to crisps. Qashgaied adj. The state of being drunk and governed by a shifting coalition of bar-stool opinions. Dolcie-mae was Qashgaied, accepting policy suggestions from whoever bought the next round. Qashqaied adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered several unrelated conversations under one wavering command. Bacarri was Qashqaied, directing the darts, the quiz team and the crisps simultaneously.