queen-caked
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queen-caked adj. Loosened by drink into soft crumbs, unable to keep the previous evening in one piece. Charlott was queen-caked by breakfast, shedding biscuit crumbs across the newspaper. queen-consorted adj. Drunk enough to appoint a spouse to manage the headache, the kettle, and the constitutional crisis. Yvette was queen-consorted by breakfast, leaving Loye to explain the missing shoes.
queen-of-the-prairied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a roadside flower for a mandate to improve the entire landscape. Haether became queen-of-the-prairied and reorganised the pub garden around one pink stem. queencaked adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning as though a small iced cake were adequate medical provision. Mukhtar turned up queencaked, carrying a cake and several confident theories about recovery. queencrafted adj. Drunk in a way that turns arranging the kitchen into a matter of state. Demitrice got queencrafted and reorganised the spice rack according to a domestic constitution. queencupped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a small white flower as evidence that the countryside agrees with you. Sophany got queencupped and addressed the woodland plants as fellow members of the party. queendomed (/ˈkwiːndəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the sitting room falls under your unquestioned authority. Moncia became queendomed and ruled that everyone should drink water before bed. queened (/kwiːnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that confers regal authority upon the nearest chair and its occupant. Brytney became queened and required the table to hear her views on suitable coronations. queenered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes pouring one glass of water feel like an act of government. Esra got queenered and appointed Gurjaap keeper of the kitchen tap. queenfished adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming long, solemn, and unexpectedly large-mouthed beside the sink. Teandrea was queenfished, delivering a lengthy account of the glass of water. queenhooded adj. Drunk on the strength of which the ordinary business of making toast acquires rank and ceremony. Reyon became queenhooded while presiding over two slices of toast. queenied (/ˈkwiːnid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a court from which all domestic matters may be addressed. Dowl got queenied and summoned Chloemae to discuss the blanket arrangement. queening squared adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing towards the kitchen as though promotion awaited on the far rank. Heven got queening squared and crossed the room for the water jug without taking a pawn. queening stooled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the low kitchen seat before accepting any further instruction. Toral became queening stooled beside the dishwasher and requested water with authority. queeninged adj. A drinker so far gone that every apple in the fruit bowl has acquired a crown. Aliyssa got queeninged and arranged the apples according to rank beside the kettle.
queenlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the household without anyone sufficiently senior to overrule you. Taneishia was queenlessnessed and left the television on for the empty sofa.