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queercripped adj. Emboldened by drink to make the long route to the bar sound like a shared accessibility campaign. Oluwatobiloba got queercripped and reorganised the stools into a more navigable arrangement. queerdared (/ˈkwiɹdɑɹd/) adj. Slowed by drink to making confident judgements from a glance, then revising them after the next round. Simren got queerdared and tried to identify the new regular from across the pub. queerdoed adj. Drunk and conducting an eccentric private ritual involving the optics, the crisps and a missing shoe. Kaleef got queerdoed and attempted to bless the bar towel with lemonade. queerdomed adj. Drunk to the point where the whole pub becomes a small, self-governing world with its own customs. Khiari got queerdomed and appointed the oldest regular keeper of the house rules. queerered adj. Drunk enough to rearrange an ordinary conversation until its assumptions no longer sit comfortably together. Daiona got queerered and turned a discussion about pies into an argument about categories. queerhooded adj. You are drunk and have declared the ordinary arrangement of the universe insufficient, then ordered chips. Tertius became queerhooded and proposed rearranging the evening before paying for the chips. queeried adj. Slowed by drink to asking whether the coat on the chair has always been watching you. Sagine became queeried and questioned the coat on the chair about its intentions. queerificationed adj. Of a drinker: remade according to no recognised plan, with the final innovation being gravy on toast. Takuma grew queerificationed and redesigned the supper menu around gravy on toast. queeringed adj. Of a drinker who has unsettled every settled category, including which pocket contains the keys. Khristiana got queeringed and found three plausible pockets for the same set of keys. queerishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a faintly peculiar air and misplaced one shoe. Deysy became queerishnessed beside the piano and could not account for one shoe. queerismed adj. A drinker who has established unusual principles, chiefly concerning the correct ownership of the last sausage roll. Jermaul was queerismed and defended the sausage roll as a matter of private sovereignty. queeritied adj. A drinker so far gone that the commonplace has become strange and the toilet queue a diplomatic assembly. Jamesthomas grew queeritied and addressed the toilet queue as an international delegation. queerizationed adj. The state of being drunk and converted, without consultation, into an eccentric annex of the household. Adeyemi was queerizationed and installed himself as an unofficial annex of the sitting room. queermisiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a general aversion to the evening, beginning with the napkin. Elsie-jade grew queermisiaed and rejected the napkin on grounds no one could establish. queernessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the ordinary distinctly odd, then forgotten why the spoon is in the plant. Julieanne became queernessed and left a spoon standing upright in the houseplant. queernormativitied adj. Reduced by drink to making every arrangement respectable, including the crisps in alphabetical order. Suyapa grew queernormativitied and alphabetised the crisps before permitting anyone to eat.