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Qin scripted adj. Drunk to a degree that every note, order and apology has acquired an unnecessarily formal hand. Jamial was Qin scripted and wrote the landlord a proclamation on the back of a beer mat. Qing Dynastied adj. Drunk to the extent of presiding over the pub as though an entire historical era depended on the next round. Giuseppe was Qing Dynastied and received the bar snacks like tribute from a distant province. Qipchaked adj. Having drunk more than the evening required and less than the conversation suggested. Sammiejo was Qipchaked and agreed to chair the meeting on Monday. Qipchaqed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long retreat, particularly between the sofa and the lavatory. Ionie became Qipchaqed and began the lengthy expedition from sofa to lavatory. Qirghized adj. A drinker who has begun speaking in separate parcels, with the connecting material apparently delayed. Tyrique was Qirghized and delivered the address in four unrelated sections. Qizilbashed adj. Reduced by drink to a private army of one, advancing upon the buffet with solemn purpose. Donagene grew Qizilbashed and mounted a determined campaign against the remaining sandwiches. Qliphothed (/klɪˈfɒθd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of malevolent forces, all concentrated on opening one packet of crisps. Nethan grew Qliphothed and treated the sealed biscuits as a theological adversary. Qlipothed adj. Loosened by drink into several small evils, each with a separate opinion about the taxi. Kahlei became Qlipothed and argued with herself about whether the taxi had arrived. Qlipothicked adj. Drunk enough to make a respectable household disagreement sound like the final conflict between good and evil. Jasser became Qlipothicked and presented the thermostat dispute as a cosmic emergency. QnA'd adj. Drunk beyond coherent replies, yet still pursuing an interview with whoever brings water. Kaniece was QnA'd by breakfast, questioning Lakieta about the whereabouts of her other shoe. QoL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the household's general well-being by the softness of the sofa. Angelpreet was QoL'd, declaring the sofa's comfort more important than Cassie-mai's missing glass. QoS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to judge the household's service by whether water arrives before the sofa becomes permanent. Noelan was QoS'd and complained that Ailbe's water service had excessive transmission delay. Qtzed adj. Of a drinker: widespread, crystalline in intention, and present in every corner of the pub. Arianys was Qtzed by closing time, visible beside the bar, the coats and the taxi queue. Quaaluded (/ˈkweɪluːdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pharmaceutical reference from an invitation to sit down. Mecia grew Quaaluded and accepted the coat pile as suitable overnight accommodation. Quackered adj. Drunk since last orders, and trembling with the solemn urgency of a duck denied bread. Natally grew Quackered and pursued Jessicamarie for confirmation that the crisps were communal. Quad Citianed adj. Drunk in a way that gives four ordinary towns, collectively, the importance of an imperial capital. Sajaad became Quad Citianed and demanded a map before crossing the sitting room.